So, ah, hey doc listen I got these symptoms, but before I tell you what they are first let me start with: MY WIFE GAVE ME CORONAVIRUS! AM I DYING!?!? IS THIS THE BIG ONE ‘LIZABETH!?!? I don’t recall hay fever, causing body aches and 100.4 fever and a headache that feels like my head and brain are being fresh squeezed for a zombie screwdriver! Mmm, Tito’s and brains! These allergies are probably not allergies. Why won’t you sleep! Close your eyes, stay closed, no closed you idiot, stay closed! Damn you! Let me try and get some rest…blink, blink, yawn, blink. I’m going for a walk!Ĭough, cough, sniffle, sniffle…Damn you allergies! Oh…these allergies are making me feel a little achy. I’ll nurture Rosie back to health sit in quarantine for 2 weeks be back to working my face off again in a couple of weeks. Holy shit everyone panic mom has the f’ing RONA!!! Oprah is possessing me: “You have it, I have it, the dogs have it, the neighbors have it, everyone has it! Covid-19 for everyone!!!” Drama much!Įh, this ain’t so bad, I feel fine, I am probably immune to this, I’m too healthy. “Dad, WTF! What are we going to do? We’ve been home for months safe, what are we going to do!?!?” “Well, Daddy has a 4 pack of beer and am really craving pepperoni pizza, I’ll drink a beer, eat some pizza, send your mother to the doctors and probably write a blog about this shit…” “DAD! Pay attention!!” “ Sorry did I drift? I’ll spray some bleach and hopefully we will all be ok…let’s see what the doctor says, no worries, don’t panic Dad is here.” “Say what? Come again? You know my Spanish is rusty!” “I’m not speaking Spanish you idiot, Carol tested positive for Coronavirus, we’ve all been exposed, I’m heading home, it’s probably why I have not been feeling well you should come home you’ve been exposed.” “Oh, come again…this time slower you lost me when you were speaking Spanish…” I’ll show you what the true meaning of that is Mister! You sassy little vixen! What’s mine is yours, whats yours is mine, till death do us part, in sickness and in health.

When you gonna give to me, a gift to me? Is it just a matter of time Corona? Is it d-d-estiny, d-destiny, or is it just a game in my mind, Corona!

Rosie queen of corona meaning